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The valuation lab

Describe what you actually do. Add positioning upgrades. Watch narrative value discover its own laws of physics.

BEFORE THE ADVISOR CALL

Actual business39/240Monthly revenue ($)

POSITIONING UPGRADES0/13

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NARRATIVE VALUATION

$1M

Actual monthly revenue$0

Product improvementsExactly zero

AFTER THE ADVISOR CALL

We help dentists schedule appointments.

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Methodology

A positioning exercise, not an estimate of enterprise value or an investment recommendation. Revenue and product quality are not changed by the selected language.
Model: ($1M + monthly revenue × 12 × 5) × 1.65 per selected term, capped at $999B. The multiplier is chosen for the exercise and has no financial validity.